Friday, November 6, 2009

Paranoia

Day 1
Big Boss : Hi, how are you?
Me : Fine :s
Big Boss : Where do you stay?
Me : Ampang.
Big Boss : Ampang is big...
Me : Bandar Baru Ampang.
Big Boss : Aaa, no wonder i feel as though i've seen you before..
Me : (muke pelik)
Big Boss : Coz i always hang around Ampang Point, i think that's where i've seen you before...
Me : Mmm...i don't think so. I RARELY go to Ampang Point. RARELY. I think i'm there only once in 4 months or something - only when i know i have to get something from there.
Big Boss : Aaa..then it's definately not Ampang Point. (pause). I was telling VJ how you have such a familiar face. Where did you work before this?
Me : Wisma Selangor Dredging.
Big Boss : I guess i was wrong then :)
Me : Yeah, i guess...maybe she was one of my pelanduk dua serupa people...

Innocent right?

Day 3 (there was no day 2)
Time ni dah malam dah la...some-time between 6.00PM to 8.30PM when there was hardly anyone in the office...
Big Boss : So how are you today?
Me : Fine
Big Boss : How did you come to work?
Me : Bus
Big Boss : You know if some days i work late and you're still here, i don't mind dropping you home.
Me : (i made a crooked face)
Big Boss : Yeah, coz it's on the way...you do remember where i stay don't you?
Me : (another crooked face)...no.
Big Boss : I told you where i stayed the other day, this is so sad.
Me : (urghh), you didn't.
Big Boss : Well, it's obvious you don't think of me, that's why you don't remember.
Me : (Eeewww...getting uncomfortable)...you didn't mention it.
Big Boss : i know you're purposely not remembering right?
Me : No (i wish i just said yes).
Big Boss : I stay at Bukit Antarabangsa.
Me : You didn't tell me.
Big Boss : Ok. I'll test you next time.

Not so innocent anymore...or was it?

I've had experiences with the CEO (that's fine, i don't bump into him often), i don't wanna be experiencing some what with the SM...(we're on the same floor) and it's just gross. I just hope it's nothing.